Cheerleaders Will Beat This Recession!

Yes it may sound fantastic but its true!

Cheerleaders are a potent weapon that will crush the credit crunch and rout the recession.

They've been with us for 100 years and each time the crunch comes and the bankers fail, it is cheerleaders who lift our spirits and raise economic growth.




Girls of the 1970's ready to raise morale on Wall Street and herald in a new era of prosperity!

Today's NFL version. Streamlined and honed to raise economic activity and kickstart dead markets back to life.

Note minimal costumes to reduce the initial investment costs and raw materials and guarentee value for money and maximum return.

I'm feeling better already!


This should kick start the economy!






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